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Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Time:4:36 pm.
I don't know if you saw the recent email attachment [info]katiemouse got from her tummy, but it is pretty awesome!
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Saturday, November 8th, 2008

Subject:Repo!
Time:11:40 am.
Crap!

I'm going to be in Tucson when Repo: The Genetic Opera comes to Seattle. Someone go see it for me (Kate, I'm looking at you)! Tuesday at 10pm at the Admiral!

http://www.sharenow.com/repotheatricalrelease/

Anthony Stewart Head sings about taking people's organs! How can you resist?
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Monday, October 13th, 2008

Subject:Notes from the cooking diary
Time:5:04 pm.
October 13, 2008 - More evidence for the theorem Salad + Pork = delightful gained today with Spring greens + Carnitas + Thai Peanut salad dressing. Adding to the already proven Spinach + Bacon + Bacon/Balsamic vinaigrette.

Further research, while unnecessary, will be delicious.
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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Subject:Jet City Improv up for Best of Western Washington award
Time:8:57 am.
Jet City Improv is up for an award from KING5 Seattle.
All you have to do is go to their website and tell them that you love Jet City Improv!

Here's the website:
http://best.king5.com/contests/best-of-western-washington/2336/arts-and-entertainment/live-comedy

Just head over there and vote for us for best live comedy in Western Washington. You have to sign up, and by that I mean give them an email address and a zip code, but you don't have to sign up for any emails or anything. Just create an account, then log in to vote for us.

Thanks so much for supporting Jet City Improv, and tell all your friends to vote as well! Right now, Comedy Underground is beating us out just slightly, but with the LJ surge we are bound to get thanks to you, we will soon reign supreme over Western Washington comedy!
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Monday, September 1st, 2008

Time:10:41 pm.
This has to be my ringtone sometime soon:

http://www.feanor.net/z0r/shock/whiteblack.swf
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Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Subject:Dart-Mondo tonight @ Lo-Ball
Time:12:08 pm.
Reposted from People's Republic of Komedy

Dart-Mondo invades Live Girls Theater TONIGHT at 11pm!

Dart-Mondo, a crazy mix of standup comedy and fast-paced improv in an alt-comedy orgy. Special guests are pulled from the local comedy scene for every show. Tonight’s guest comedians are Dan Carroll and Toby Brown.

Created by Dartanion London, this show uses the improv talents of Mike Murphy, Ian Schempp, John Faga, and Amanda Williams.

Dart-Mondo @ Lo-Ball TONIGHT
Live Girls! Theater
$5 / All-Ages / Doors open at 10:30pm
2220 Market Street (lower level), Ballard
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Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Subject:Hitler Twitters
Time:4:57 pm.


Courtesy of The Triumph of Bullshit
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Time:6:49 pm.
Bored? Looking for something to do 70 minutes from now?

Dart-Mondo at the CHAC at 8pm! Celene will be there!
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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Subject:New Dart-Mondo run opening Thursday!
Time:5:35 pm.
Hey all,

Dart-Mondo is opening up again, this time at the Capitol Hill Arts Center. Check the details here!
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Friday, March 28th, 2008

Subject:The Greatest Story Ever Told
Time:9:26 am.
This is perhaps the greatest plot to anything anyone has ever devised - this is the potential plot for the upcoming sequel to the in-all-ways-horrendous video game "50 Cent: Bulletproof":

...what's inspired the title is, 50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is where the 'blood on the sand' comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn't give 50 and G-Unit their payment.

So, of course, 50 isn't going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn't come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift - something that's valuable to this particular country - a diamond encrusted skull.

So 50 gets the skull, and as he's about to leave this war-torn country, when they're ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they're without the skull. So 50's motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he's trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed.


I can't wait to never play this. It's like a game inspired by vague recollections of recent art news, upcoming movies, and Army of Two. I can only hope that Fiddy and G-Unit also appropriately celebrate their mass-murder.
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Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Time:8:52 am.
John Edwards just sent me an email asking me to audition for The Music Man in Everett! It's good to see he's interested in local theatre, and isn't just moping about the whole Democratic candidate thing.
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Friday, February 29th, 2008

Subject:Funny words
Time:12:42 pm.
What is the word that you can't help but snicker every time you hear it?

Mine is "homeowner".
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Subject:RLP
Time:12:38 pm.
Lasagna Cat - since Garfield has been coming up recently, this is a group that recreates Garfield cartoons in live-action movies. The best part is, after the strip, there is always another video. Like video games? Then might I suggest this one.

The Best Fortune Cookie Ever. Beats my favorite fortune of "Someone will give you something." which I have received twice.
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Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Subject:Easily the most awesome thing I've seen all week.
Time:3:24 pm.
It's like video games and magic had a baby!

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Friday, February 1st, 2008

Time:3:53 pm.
I don't know why this is so funny, but I can't stop giggling.



via The Triumph of Bullshit
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Time:9:34 am.
After playing Scrabulous for a while, I think that every time we get "cheese" as a suggestion, we should interpret it as "qis".

Also, I just started looking at The Triumph of Bullshit and I'm liking it a lot. It's a tumblelog with a bunch of pictures/videos, some design-related, others just odd. Lovely. I've always liked the idea of the tumblelog a lot more than the regular blog...
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Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Subject:Stolen from [info]muppetaphrodite
Time:8:25 am.
87% Dennis Kucinich
86% Mike Gravel
86% Chris Dodd
84% John Edwards
84% Barack Obama
81% Hillary Clinton
80% Bill Richardson
78% Joe Biden
34% Rudy Giuliani
23% John McCain
19% Mike Huckabee
18% Ron Paul
17% Mitt Romney
16% Tom Tancredo
10% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

That's the second election running that my #1 internet-quiz choice of candidate is Kucinich. Maybe there's something behind his campaign after all...
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Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Subject:Two things that are more rad than I thought they would be...
Time:11:58 am.
...even though I thought they were going to be pretty damn rad.


  1. Optimus Rhyme's album He Dies in Rocket School

  2. Sweeney Todd. Go see it. Seriously.

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Friday, December 21st, 2007

Subject:Sweeney Todd - tonight - 7pm - Guild 45th
Time:9:45 am.
Hey all,

I'm going to go see Sweeney Todd tonight at the Guild 45th at 7pm, and you are all welcome to come along! I'll probably go hit up the 10:30 JCI show after that and do some late night cavorting with [info]thesampler.
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Friday, November 16th, 2007

Subject:Uncle Mike Ruins Christmas opens Saturday, November 17!
Time:12:23 pm.
Wing-It productions new hilarious holiday Late Night is upon us.

UNCLE MIKE RUINS CHRISTMAS

It's a magical show where your warm holiday memories are performed live on
stage - with a special twist named "Uncle Mike". Join us for a lovely
evening of mirth and merriment as Uncle Mike ruins the holidays through
outrageous comedy and unbelievable situations. It must be SEEN to be
BELIEVED!

So come down. Share a memory with us. And brace yourself for the shocking
hilarity of UNCLE MIKE RUINS CHRISTMAS

DETAILS
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UNCLE MIKE RUINS CHRISTMAS...he is the naughty list!

Holiday Late Night show from Wing-It Productions.

Saturdays @ Midnight:30 November 17th - 22nd

At the HUT - 5510 University Way NE -
The big yellow building on the north end of The Ave in Seattle's U-district.

$8 at the door. BAR W/ID!!!
Www.wingitpresents.com

UNCLE MIKE RUINS CHRISTMAS stars:
Keli Carender
Graham Downing
Nick Edwards
Brenda Joyner
Geoff Nunn
Ian Schempp
Stephani Thompson
And
Mike Murphy as Uncle Mike

Created and Directed by
Douglas S Willott

Be there!!!!!
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